Aquatic apes of the Isis,
December is upon us, and you are no doubt anxious to get your toasty toes
into the water.
It is a little known fact that the term 'wassailing' is actually a
contraction of 'water-sailing', an auld winter custom of December swimming
thought to have originated in Oxfordshire. The custom was practiced at
'yuletide' (so called because of the especially prized faster riparian
December currents, and the sounds one makes when swimming in them, yuling
[modern: yelling]. Spiced apple juice and flapjacks were traditionally
awarded to hardy folk who could swim a country mile in mid-December. Yule
logs were then burnt in local hostelries to warm these romantic heroes.
Mistletoe, named for the frequent occurrence of frostbitten toes lost
through such japes (it was colder in those days) was hung to allow toe-less
swimmers the sweet compensation of kisses from rosy-cheeked serving wenches
and bejerkined swains. Not swans. They had all been wrangled for the
Christmas table.
Swim 17 found us joined by the Cherwell, and, maybe a little more
acceleration therefrom. We will therefore attempt the happy mile from Folly
Bridge to Donnington Bridge, erstwhile Oxford eights
row-boat-super-highway. Term will have ended so it is to be hoped the young
folk have deserted the river for the turkey table, but a fair bit of
looking out will no doubt be required.
As there has been a drop in temperature inside and outside, the distance is
a little less than we submarine hardy perennials are used to -
approximately one mile. We will meet at *10.30am*, *Sunday 11th December*,
at this carpark:
http://g.co/maps/s7v2s
off Meadow Lane, Oxford, second-left after the canoe club. Meadow Lane is
the last right turn off Donnington Bridge Road before the bridge from the
town side, or the first left from the Hinksey side. The carpark is an
unkempt wee council number with plenty of bushes for changing in. Last time
I visited it was free but bring a couple of quid in case.
We'll walk up the towpath to Folly Bridge weather permitting. If the
weather is coming down harder than Theresa May, it is a short drive to the
Hinksey Pool carpark near Folly Bridge and we'll shuttle some cars up
there. We will be able to get out of the water very close to the cars.
Afterwards, we propose a festive pub lunch at the Isis, a little further
downriver - a must-visit on the pubs of the Thames tour that we are also
engaged in, and a fitting setting for a little apres-wassailing wassailing.
As outdoor swimmers and romantic heroes, who can resist the lure of the
Thames (known as Isis) for the Last Swim of the year 2011? We promise yule
love it.
Yours, with season's greetings (so named because of the ancient custom of
calling the heroic swimmers 'sons (and daughters) of the sea').
Jeremy & Sef and the dark blue wassailing wahoos of the Isis
PS. This swim is part of Swim 30 in Michael Worthington's *I **♥** the
Thames*.
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Dear all,
If anyone is coming to the Thames swim this Sunday 11th who has a spare
wetsuit to lend, size 10-12, suitable for a 5'6" woman, it would be greatly
appreciated. Do let me know if such a thing is possible.
Thanks,
Sef
I quite fancy a spot of Rule Britannia!
CD
On Mon 28/11/11 3:32 PM , "Pam Jones" pamjones(a)btinternet.com sent:
Which wave are we going in – red, green or blue?
Pam x
Hi All
We have 24 peoples confirmed attending - what I need to do by the end of this week is pay a deposit of £10 per person at the Perch for all that are eating. Attached is a spreadsheet of those attending, together with any menu choices already made (also re-attached is menu!)
Can you please update ASAP so that I can get this done and dusted :o)
Ta muchly
Jo
Dear All
Please find attached your list of nominations for our New Years Awards ceremony: Year 1 on the Thames 2011: A year of fun and frolicks!
Please only vote for one response in each category - the award will be given as stated for each category.
There will be additional awards on the night, but those are secret!!
Thanks all in advance of you taking part
Jo
Hi All
don't forget to get your nominations in by the end of this week!! voting opens next week :o)
Also - can you please confirm your attendance on the 2nd by next Friday as I need to confirm and pay deposit at the Perch.
Attached are the menus, so if you can also let me know your meal choices I can then pre-order... only 42 days to go you know!!
Jo
Dear All
Can you please let me have your nominations for the following awards, which will be given out at the New Year's bash Please ensure all nominations have full explanation, as you will need it to be clear to all folk.
Voting will open in one week, so get all your nominations to me by Friday!
1. Most memorable moment
2. Most 'interesting' walk!!! (open to interpretation)
3. Landlady/landlord of the year!
4. Worst (or best) cheat!
5. Best scavenge
6. Casanova award - romance no knows bounds on the river?!
7. Most inappropriate changing moment
8. Best commedy moment
9a. Most improved swimmer
9b. Most backward sliding swimmer!!
10. Best swimming toy/accessory
11. Best recipe
12. Most memorable camping moment
13. Best quote
14. Best nickname
15. Most travelled swimmer
16. Bossy britches
Also, suggestions needed for party games for the New Year Bash!!! Swimming or swimmer related encouraged
Jo
People of the Isis! It is time for the triumphal entrance to Oxford (part
3). With this fine scholarly city as our backdrop, we will be epically
engaged in an elemental struggle: humankind and nature. From Danger to
Folly.
No really. We will be starting at Danger Bridge at Port Meadow and swimming
down to Folly Bridge, a distance of 3.09km. The route will take us past
such exciting Oxford sites as the station! allotments! Osney Mead
industrial estate! Avis car hire! the ice rink! We will also be a part of
Oxford's great swimming traditions - at Port Meadow, where swimming galas
were held in times past, and at Folly Bridge, the starting line for the
annual police vs. carworkers race of former years.
As the route goes through the city, shuttling is going to be a little
complicated but the plan is to meet at* 10.30am *on* Sunday 13th* at the
Hinksey pool car park (marked with green arrow) off Abingdon Road:
http://g.co/maps/ctnr2
We will then shuttle some cars and all swimmers to the Walton Well car park
at Port Meadow (green arrow):
http://g.co/maps/7w2cg
Walton Well carpark has recently started charging and it is possible that
Hinksey has too, so if you're driving bring a pound coin or two.
We'll then swim down to Folly Bridge. We'll have a small walk along
Abingdon Road from our exit point to the car so bring something you can
walk in - less than 5 mins but on pavement. If we can find closer parking
possibilities, we can relocate before we start.
We'll then have a pub lunch at the Head of the River, a converted riverside
warehouse on Folly Bridge.
The throw-downers who did this swim last weekend say the river was a toasty
11 degrees and a good time was had by all.
See you there, toyers with danger, flirters with folly,
Jeremy & Sef & the indomitable inexpectatum pleco of the Isis
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