Short version: Meet 10.45 (10.30 for peeps with that little extra to do - me, Pam, Paul?) at Riverside, Teddington - by blue start pin in The End<http://goo.gl/maps/P6pvp>map. Shuttle most up to Lower Ham Road leaving dry stuff behind. Swim down. Hop over lock. Fish slap dance. Swim to obelisk. Have photo taken as here: http://tinyurl.com/swimhat<http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7aNe68jdmyM/T-T84sK11oI/AAAAAAAAIXI/Dh8gAMhquEM/s1600/brightonswim.jpg> Make sure to bring smart hat for photoshoot. Get out. Get dressed. Walk or shuttle to party boat. Party. Locations. http://goo.gl/maps/P6pvp Long version: Suggest pouring yourself a whiskey, making sure the neighbours are out, perhaps putting this on for some backing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY8rUpxqcE Or grab your uke and play along. And off you go. Just do it your way. D D7+ And now we’re at the end A6 B7 Oh yes we face the final lock cut Em Em7 My friend, we swam the Thames A7 D

From start to end, we swam it all but...

D7 D7+ D7 We have one more to do G Gm Just one of 150 miles D A7 And all, almost all of this G Gm6 D We did it freestyle D D7+ Beset, by boats and crew A6 B7 We met them all with brave intention Em Em7 Tracy did what she had to do A7 D And asked each one for some libation D7 D7+ D7 We planned each charted course G Gm Each careful stroke around each isle D A7 And starting at the source G Gm6 D We swam it freestyle D Yes there were times Am7 I’m sure you know G G Where we drank more Gm6 More than we could swallow Em7 A7 We’ve bobbed and waded on F#m7 Bm7 And Chris’s Garmin buzzed at every mile Em7 A7 Adam wrangled every swan G Gm6 D And we did it freestyle D D7+ Sewage burst its tanks A6 B7 We had our fill of good Thames water Em Em7 But Charles was on the bank A7 D With Macaroons, and tea for afters D7 D7+ D7 To think, we did all that G Gm

From trolls we never shied away

D A7 Oh no, we butterflied G Gm6 D Each six-lane highway D Am7 Meet at Riverside Drive, faff, put rubber on G G Gm6

From Kingston Bridge, swim to Teddington

Em7 A7 And Port of London jurisdiction F#m7 Bm7 Now what will feed Neil’s addiction? Em7 A7 Just one more mile, then we’ll swim the Nile, G Gm6 D We’ll do it freestyle We did it freestyle Signin' off, Ol' Father Blue Eyes and the ratpack fish of the Tidal Thames Elvis has left the building. _________________ OSS Oxon mailing list OSSOxon@earth.li http://www.earth.li/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/ossoxon Please note that OSS Oxon exists to put swimmers in touch with other swimmers, not to organise swim events or in any way suggest that outdoor swimming is a safe activity or that you should go swimming. If you choose to swim you do so entirely at your own risk and on your own initiative, and any plans you make are your own responsibility.