[1:32] *** Paul2 is now known as Rover [1:32] * Rover barks [1:32] Hi rover. [1:32] ahhh... [1:32] * Paul pats Rover [1:32] * God can't cope [1:32] * legion slaps legion around a bit with a large trout [1:32] * Spot bites rover [1:32] Ooops... [1:32] * Rover bites Legion's arm [1:33] * Death laughs at legion [1:33] * Paul does too :) [1:33] * legion slaps paul around a bit with a large trout [1:33] * ag WORKS [1:33] * Spot barks [1:33] * Death slaps legion around a bit with a large trout [1:33] probably [1:33] * legion 's arm bleeds [1:33] * Rover slaps legion and paul about with a large kipper [1:33] Stoppit damnit [1:33] * God tunrs the volume up [1:33] * Paul ducks [1:33] Have fun ag. [1:33] * Spot bites Ducks [1:33] Bad spot. [1:33] hmmm [1:33] * Rover runs around a tree [1:33] NAughty. [1:33] * Rover sniffs spot [1:33] * Spot sniffs Rover's bum [1:33] * Rover growls at spot [1:33] * Spot fucks Rover [1:33] Anyone for Sparky? (South parks joke) [1:34] * Rover runs away [1:34] * legion arrests spot... [1:34] * Spot fucks legion's leg [1:34] * legion puts spot down... [1:34] * Rover gnaws on a bone [1:34] * God resurrects spot [1:34] * Spot nicks Rovers bone [1:34] * Paul lets Rover off of his leash [1:34] * legion goes to bed... [1:34] * Spot bites legion [1:34] * Rover is a rottweiler [1:34] *** Spot was kicked by Death (Too many hormones) [1:35] Got it at last. :) [1:35] * God lol [1:35] * Paul wonders where spot is [1:35] * Rover does too No fun, Satan has gone to bed, so Spot can't come back [1:35] * Rover wants revenge [1:35] Sorry. [1:35] * Rover is still here though [1:36] *** Alastair (chris@vorpal.keble.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:36] * Rover barks [1:36] *** Rover was kicked by Socks (Socks) [1:36] *** Rover (~paul@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:36] *** Alastair is now known as Spot-subs [1:36] Woof? [1:36] * Rover chases Spot-subs [1:37] * Spot-subs runs away keeping just ahead. [1:37] * Rover spits at Spot [1:37] * Rover hits [1:37] * God hits Rover [1:37] * Spot-subs drops opens his bowels straight into Rovers path [1:37] * Rover bites God's foot [1:37] * Rover sniffs Spot's crap [1:37] * Rover turns away [1:38] * Spot-subs knew that curry for dinner was a good move [1:38] * Rover bites God's CPU fan [1:38] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [1:38] * Rover bites God's CPU [1:38] right, I'm going again. biam [1:38] * God batters Rover with a baseball bat [1:38] *** Rincewind has quit IRC (Leaving) [1:39] * Spot-subs thinks he might leave while Rover is distracted. [1:39] * Rover barks [1:40] * Spot-subs barks louder. [1:40] * God clobbers Rover again [1:40] * Rover bites God's ear off [1:40] * Paul ops NOW [1:40] *** God sets mode: +o Paul [1:40] *** Rover was kicked by Paul (Bad Rover. Naughty Rover.) [1:40] *** Rover (~paul@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:40] * Rover bites Paul [1:40] * Spot-subs thinks ops for dogs is good [1:40] *** God sets mode: +o Spot-subs [1:41] * Rover wants ops too [1:41] *** God sets mode: +o Rover [1:42] *** Kami has quit IRC (Kami has no reason) [1:42] *** Spot-subs was kicked by Rover (Muhahahaha-erf) [1:42] *** Spot-subs (chris@vorpal.keble.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:42] Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... [1:42] * Rover scuffles around trying to find his bone [1:43] * Rover growls at Spot-subs [1:43] * Spot-subs suddenly changes form to that of a giant wolfman. * Socks miaows worriedly [1:43] * Spot-subs is a werewolf [1:43] * Spot-subs won't hurt socks [1:43] * Rover isn't scared. [1:43] * Spot-subs moves faster than most can follow and picks rover up by the scrap of his neck and holds him 8 feet from the ground. [1:43] * Rover sets an army of rottweilers on Spot-subs * Socks likes Spot - whatever form he takes [1:44] * Rover bites socks [1:44] * Spot-subs watches the rottweilers cower in fear from Spot-subs [1:44] * Rover bites spot [1:44] * Spot-subs throws Rover away from socks. [1:44] * Spot-subs throws his head back and howls * Socks launches himself at Rover's back where he digs his claws in. Hard. [1:44] * Rover turns into a super-rottweiler and bites off spot's head [1:45] *** Rincewind (~ridcully@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:45] * Death will not allow deaths [1:45] * Rover bites rincewind * Socks scratches Rovers eyes out [1:45] * Rincewind ops 1 [1:45] *** God sets mode: +o Rincewind [1:45] * Spot-subs disappears and reappears almost immediately by Rover [1:45] * Rover takes socks eyes as a replacement [1:45] * Spot-subs grows long claws and slashes accross Rovers side. [1:45] * Rover is wearing armour [1:46] * Spot-subs gets a tin opener out. [1:46] * Spot-subs removes Rover's armour [1:46] * Rover craps all over spot-subs [1:46] :-) * Socks finds the weak link and shreads Rover [1:46] Rover can't reach high enough to do that. [1:46] * Rover dies [1:46] * Death will not allow deaths [1:46] Rover is not dead. [1:46] *** Rover was kicked by Socks (Go on then, die properly) [1:46] *** Rover (~paul@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:46] * Rover is, dammit [1:46] *** Death sets mode: +b *!*@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk [1:46] *** Grumpy sets mode: -b *!*@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk [1:46] *** Rover is now known as Furball [1:47] * Furball is a hamster [1:47] *** Death sets mode: +b *!*@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk [1:47] *** Grumpy sets mode: -b *!*@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk [1:47] Hmmm.... * Socks eats Furball [1:47] interesting Yum yum [1:47] * Rincewind thinks we need a #pets [1:47] * Furball falls out of socks arse in a crap [1:47] *** Grumpy has quit IRC (Killed (God (Piss off))) [1:47] why does it ban *!*@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk when I tell it to ban Furball [1:47] * Furball cleans himself [1:47] :) * Socks was going to be semi automated like Spot once [1:47] I forgot you could do that. [1:48] Hehe [1:48] * Spot-subs is not automated [1:48] *** Grumpy (grumpy@perelandra.magd.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:48] But I suppose the other one might be. [1:48] Didn't last long though He come back though [1:48] Kick/ban? [1:48] * Furball runs around on his spinning wheel [1:48] *** Grumpy sets mode: +o Grumpy [1:48] I can't ban him [1:48] *** Death sets mode: -o Grumpy [1:48] *** Grumpy sets mode: +o Grumpy [1:48] I could ask him politely to leave though.... [1:48] * Furball flies through the air as he loses his footing [1:48] :) [1:48] * Paul catches furball [1:48] * Furball thanks Paul [1:49] * Furball scampers around Death's kitchen [1:49] Bugger. No I can't 'cos he's igoring me * Socks taps Furball left and right with his paws [1:49] * Furball nibbles some of Death's bread [1:49] * Furball hisses at Socks [1:49] * Death thinks that his bread was furrier than furball. [1:49] * Furball runs away [1:50] * Furball liked it * Socks arches his back and hisses back [1:50] * Furball scuttles down under the sink [1:50] * Paul empties the sink [1:50] * Furball gets wet [1:50] * Paul dries furball [1:51] * Furball is all frizzy * Socks waits patiently beside the sink for furball to come out [1:51] * Paul puts Socks out of the house and puts furball back in his cage [1:51] * God strikes Socks with a lightning bolt * Socks survives (9 lives) [1:51] * Furball escapes from his cage while Paul isn't in X-windows [1:51] Heheh [1:51] ITYM 8 lives. :) [1:52] * Paul returns to X-windows and notices Furball is missing [1:52] If only I could turn back time [1:52] * Furball hides in a tty * Socks sits by the window and watches * Socks thinks God is playing kareokee [1:52] * Furball wants God's mp3 ? [1:52] Karaoke HTH HAND :) * Socks sits by the window and watches [1:52] * Furball is a clever hamster * Socks sits by the window and watches [1:53] * Furball notices it is raining heavily * Socks pretends over does too No fun, Satan has gone to bed, so Spot can't come back [1:35] * Rover wants revenge [1:35] Sorry. [1:35] * Rover is still here though [1:36] *** Alastair (chris@vorpal.keble.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:36] * Rover barks [1:36] *** Rover was kicked by Socks (Socks) [1:36] *** Rover (~paul@canna.keble.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:36] *** Alastair is now known as Spot-subs [1:36] Woof? [1:36] * Rover chases Spot-subs [1:37] * Spot-subs runs away keeping jumpy (grumpy@perelandra.magd.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble [1:48] But I suppose the other one might be. [1:48] Didn't last long though He come back though [1:48] Kick/ban? [1:48] * Furball runs around on his spinning wheel [1:48] *** Grumpy sets mode: +o Grumpy [1:48] I can't ban him [1:48] *** Death sets mode: -o Grumpy [1:48] *** Grumpy sets mode: +o Grumpy [1:48] I could ask him politely to leave though.... [1:48] * Furball flies through the air as he los