[OSS Oxon] OSS Swim the Thames #56 THE END - Kingston Bridge-ish t Twickenham

[Sefryn Penrose]

 Short version:

Meet 10.45 (10.30 for peeps with that little extra to do - me, Pam, Paul?)
at Riverside, Teddington - by blue start pin in The
End<http://goo.gl/maps/P6pvp>map.
Shuttle most up to Lower Ham Road leaving dry stuff behind.
Swim down. Hop over lock. Fish slap dance. Swim to obelisk. Have photo
taken as here:
http://tinyurl.com/swimhat<http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7aNe68jdmyM/T-T84sK11oI/AAAAAAAAIXI/Dh8gAMhquEM/s1600/brightonswim.jpg>
Make sure to bring smart hat for photoshoot. Get out. Get dressed. Walk or
shuttle to party boat.
Party.

Locations.
http://goo.gl/maps/P6pvp

Long version:
Suggest pouring yourself a whiskey, making sure the neighbours are out,
perhaps putting this on for some backing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY8rUpxqcE
Or grab your uke and play along.
And off you go.
Just do it your way.

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And now we’re at the end

            A6                   B7
Oh yes we face the final lock cut

            Em                  Em7
My friend, we swam the Thames

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>From start to end, we swam it all but...


            D7                   D7+ D7
We have one more to do

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Just one of 150 miles

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And all, almost all of this

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We did it freestyle



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Beset, by boats and crew

            A6                   B7
We met them all with brave intention

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Tracy did what she had to do

            A7                               D
And asked each one for some libation


            D7                   D7+ D7
We planned each charted course

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Each careful stroke around each isle

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And starting at the source

            G  Gm6  D
We swam it freestyle


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Yes there were times

Am7
I’m sure you know

  G              G
Where we drank more

Gm6
More than we could swallow

Em7                            A7
We’ve bobbed and waded on

F#m7                          Bm7
 And Chris’s Garmin buzzed at every mile

Em7                            A7
Adam wrangled every swan

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And we did it freestyle


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Sewage burst its tanks

A6                   B7
We had our fill of good Thames water

Em                  Em7
But Charles was on the bank

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With Macaroons, and tea for afters


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To think, we did all that

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>From trolls we never shied away

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Oh no, we butterflied

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Each six-lane highway


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Meet at Riverside Drive, faff, put rubber on

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>From Kingston Bridge, swim to Teddington

Em7                            A7
And Port of London jurisdiction

F#m7                          Bm7
Now what will feed Neil’s addiction?

Em7                            A7
Just one more mile, then we’ll swim the Nile,


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We’ll do it freestyle

We did it freestyle


Signin' off,

Ol' Father Blue Eyes and the ratpack fish of the Tidal Thames

Elvis has left the building.
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