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<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff size=2 face=Arial><SPAN
class=953203919-21082011>is anyone writing a book yet?!?</SPAN></FONT></DIV><BR>
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<FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><B>From:</B> ossoxon-bounces@earth.li
[mailto:ossoxon-bounces@earth.li] <B>On Behalf Of </B>Pam Jones<BR><B>Sent:</B>
21 August 2011 20:21<BR><B>To:</B> 'OSS Oxon'<BR><B>Subject:</B> [OSS Oxon]
Catch up swim 8 Radcot Lock to Tadpole Bridge<BR></FONT><BR></DIV>
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style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Report
from the merry catch up swimmers today <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">17
fishermen, two exceptionally hospitable boats, three very undignified exits and
one rude, hateful landlady. Four fabulous OSS swimmers in wetsuits and
three supporters. (Tracy, Chloe, Paul and Pam plus Vicki, Silas and
Bob). The first acknowledged use of training fins<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">The
dreaded Swan landlady shouted at us across the river as we set off to the lock
that<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">”You
can’t swim in the river”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">“Why
not” (Tracy)<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">“There’s
a fishing competition today downstream”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">“Does
that stop the boats coming through then as well” (Pam) <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">“Well
in any case there was a sewage leak up at Faringdon
yesterday”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Muttered
“Nothing’s stopping me” (Pam)<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">“and
you can’t leave your cars in my car park”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Naturally
we ignored all the above. However, there were three fishermen near The
Swan but they were from the Radcot angling club and not part of the
competition. Tracy made it her business to chat up every one of the 14
competing fishermen who were spread out along the riverbank downstream of the
lock and even asked to inspect the organiser’s catch of tiddlers. They
were mostly very chatty and no one accused us of ruining the river.
<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">While
we were being abused at the Swan we saw a boat with a lady with very blonde
hair. The boat passed us and, later, was moored with another
boat. I nearly fell off my perch when Tracy asked the blond lady to
make us a cup of tea. On went the kettle, out came the mugs and biscuits
on a plate and we spent a happy half hour chatting to them all about why they
were cutting up the river bank with a rusty saw. Hiding bodies was
my theory. No, they were trying to dig up worms to fish with!
Tracy refused to get out of the river and entertained us with a demo of
aquaerobics and how to fall backwards off an underwater ledge holding a mug of
tea without spilling a drop. Photos will be coming our way. She
exchanged details with one of the mad sawmen. Tracy also uttered the
unoriginal line ”don’t I know you from the telly” to the blonde
lady.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Thus
fortified, we were further cheered to find Bob, Vicki and Silas waiting for us
near Rushey lock. More tea and Mars Bars and choccy biccies.
Fins put on by one swimmer (my lips are sealed) and a pleasant final
pootle to Tadpole Bridge where we couldn’t find anywhere to get out.
Eventually, despite intending to make a low key exit, we were so hysterical that
the whole garden at the pub was watching as Paul helped three ladies heave
ourselves seal like on to the jetty.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Lunch
at the Rose Revived.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">We
were anything but fast but we kept together, saw the birds, the flowers, the
cows, the reflection of the sun dappling the willow leaves and just had a
wonderful day.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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