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<B><FONT COLOR=9966600 face=arial>I worked my b*tt off to pay the bills while Girlfriend stayed at home.
All day long she chatted with the guys using my Webcam. When I found out,
I ditched her and posted her videos on the Net... Brad T - CA</font></B></a><P>
<font face="verdana,arial" size=1 color=999999><B><I>Jokes of the day</I></B><BR>
<FONT COLOR=9966600><B>The last day working</B></FONT><BR>
<ul><li>You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When...<BR>
<li>You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, What's this? you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.<BR>
<li>A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn. Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.<BR>
<li>While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.<BR>
<li>You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled this week as vacation, not last week.<BR>
<li>You take a sick day. The next morning the boss asks you, So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?<BR>
<li>You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas party.</ul> <BR>
<FONT COLOR=9966600><B>Useful work phrases</B></FONT><BR>
<ul><li>I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. <BR>
<li>I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. <BR>
<li>I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. <BR>
<li>It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. <BR>
<li>Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. <BR>
<li>The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist <BR>
<li>Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental <BR>
<li>I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care. <BR>
<li>I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. <BR>
<li>It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. <BR>
<li>Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. <BR>
<li>No, my powers can only be used for good. <BR>
<li>How about never? Is never good for you? <BR>
<li>I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me <BR>
<li>You sound reasonable.Time to up my medication <BR>
<li>I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. <BR>
<li>I don't work here. I'm a consultant. <BR>
<li>Who me? I just wander from room to room. <BR>
<li>My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! <BR>
<li>At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. <BR>
<li>You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. <BR>
<li>I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. <BR>
<li>Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. </ul>
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